Services Provided

We will always provide lovely time consuming and pointless activities.

We care

If you're looking for pointless entertainment, you are in the right place. If you're looking for literally anything else, please contact us and we will send you pictures of miscellaneous buttons, glitter, exotic fruit, etc. We really can't help you but we can probably make you smile and/or leave our website in utter confusion. We appreciate your interest in our website (no matter how short) and we invite you to visit as frequently as your sanity permits.

We understand

Time is spent doing billions of things. Not one single thing is more important than another. It all depends on your own wants, needs, and priorities. Choosing to peruse this site instead of dealing with more daunting tasks just proves that you are prioritizing boredom just as much as we do. Time isn't even real. It's the human perception trying to comprehend our place in the stars and creating a map of how our piece of space dust moves in relativity to all of the other pieces of space dust.

We Support

If you're stuck at work, waiting for transit, dealing with a particularly difficult person/child, stressing about something important, or simply having a bad day. E-mail us and we will try our best to send you the strangest and most random array of things you can imagine. If you do not feel satisfied with your results, we will recalculate and get back to you as soon as possible. However, our purpose is to waste your time. If that doesn't entertain you, that is not our responsibility.

Staff

Those who inspire and make all of this possible.
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Wednesday
Founder & CEO
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Rick
No Real Purpose
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Alexis
Development
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Igor Kubler
Jester (not by choice)

Throw away your leisure time